Time: 10 AM – 2 PM on Sundays.
Cost: $5 at the door. Cash or venmo accepted.
Logistics: 35 person limit. First come, first served.
Where? It rotates. Sign up for text notifications to stay up to date on where the next one will be.
See a line upon arrival? We can only accommodate 35 at a time. Come back in an hour or so. Not everyone is in it for the long haul, and spaces open up regularly.
Come in, check your device at the door, and find a seat around near or far in the space. Soft classical music will be played throughout, and you’re welcome to make a new friend. Pass a note or speak softly.
We ask no food in the space, and all beverages must have a lid.
This event is entirely offline — that means no photos, unless it’s with a kodak or polaroid. This event will not be advertised online, so if you have a good time, you’re just gonna have to talk about it.
You know, like a real person.
Check your phone at the door.
Like coat check at the venue, this is a phone-free space. This includes tablets, laptops, smart watches, digital devices of any kind. If it makes a lil pinging sound that sets your hair on end, it ain’t welcome. Do yourself a favor by honoring why you’re here and not checking for notifications.
Bring a tactile activity.
Crafts, quiet instruments, books, puzzles, and other tactile activities are encouraged. Use your hands, remember what it’s like to feel human. Our only ask is to ensure the space is respected by bringing an activity that doesn’t get too loud. If you want to learn about what someone else has brought, use your quiet inside voice. Murmur, even. Remember when we used to all murmur and talk at normal tones unimbued by corporate-speak? Yeah. We’re bringing that back.
Respect everyone always.
The intention of the space is to cultivate shared company. We ask that you treat every human who enters the space with dignity, and respect people’s right to exist quietly amongst each other. Exchange of information and skillets are welcome, but please remember to do so softly. As Aldous Huxley likes to say, “lightly, child. Lightly. Learn how to do everything lightly.”